Horray for the writers strike being over...

Unless your a fan of the best commedy on TV right now you won't be able to appreciate this post but those who love it as much as me will laugh when they read this and be super excited for the return of "The Office". Friends we so need to have an Office watch party when it finally returns, mark your calanders for April 10th!!





Michael: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Group: What? Where? When?
Michael: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital and the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could, and she is going to be ok.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why’d you have to phrase it like that?
Oscar: So she’s really going to be fine?
Michael: Yes. She has a slight pelvical fracture, but uh people have survived far worse.
Pam: Thank goodness you were there!
Michael: I know
Andy: Did you see who did it?
Dwight: No need, we can just check the security tapes.
Michael: Kind of good and bad news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly, because I was in the car that hit her.
Jim: Who was driving?
Pam: Oh Michael.”



“Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.”
-Dwight Schrute


This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.”
-Michael Scott


“Dwight: Where's my desk?
Jim: Where did you last see it?”

Hope this made you laugh!